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This is hilarious!!!!

Darn, I thought I had that one in the bag!

Worst Mother of The Year Recipient

If you are addicted to Facebook, you will enjoy this skit:

I love watching The Real Housewives, particularly New York City and New Jersey. I don’t know what it is about these shows, but I really look forward to watching them every week. Right now they are on hiatus, so I’m not able to get my weekly fix, but I recently found something else that is as equally entertaining to fill the void. Jimmy Fallon does a weekly spoof called The Real Housewives of Late Night. If you are a fan of the regular series, then you will find these clips very funny. I especially like the intro to the show because they do it the same way the real show does, except with humor. Here are a few to get you laughing:

We love to act silly in our house, I think it helps everyone feel young and it helps you escape the seriousness of life. You will often find us singing silly songs that we’ve made up about our pets, sometimes we like to jump around to get the dog all riled up, and sometimes we like to dance.

This evening after dinner, I was hanging out in the kitchen with my hubby and daughter. I was sitting at the kitchen table and I could hear my husband beat boxing in the background. He had a good beat going, so he started to bust out some of his dance moves in front of Ava. Ava really liked that, so she started to dance as well. It takes a lot to get her to dance because she is  little shy about it, so I wanted to join in too. I stood up and started to move around dancing to my husband’s beat boxing. All of a sudden, Ava looks at me and says, “No mommy, no. Daddy.” Basically she told me that she was dancing with Daddy, not me. Once I stopped, she continued to bust a move with my husband.

Well, I wasn’t going to be turned down so easily, so I started to dance again. She turned and looked at me again, and said “No mommy!”

Is my two year old seriously telling me that I am a worse dancer than my husband? This can’t be possible. When my husband dances, it’s as if there is no beat. He just keeps stepping back and forth moving his arms around and the moves and pace of the dance never change, regardless of what music he is dancing to. I, on the other hand, am an okay dancer. I’m no professional, but I know how to follow a rhythm and not make a fool of myself at a wedding or party. But now, my two year old is insulting my dance moves, comparing me to my husband???? I think she’s a harder judge than the ones on So You Think You Can Dance!

I can’t believe I was insulted by a toddler tonight, excuse me while I go sweep my ego off the floor…

Now that we are coming to the end of this sickness, I’d like to reflect back on the past week. We’re not entirely sure, but we think we had H1N1. The symptoms were all flu-like and they say if you get the flu, it is most likely the swine flu. Of course, having the swine flu sucks, and I am still suffering with a really bad cough, but I am a glass half-full kind of girl. So, I would like to take a moment and look at the positive side of the situation. Here are my top ten reasons why it is good to get the swine flu:

10. It’s kind of like being on a beach vacation, minus of course the beach and the fun, but you do get to lay around all day long doing nothing.

9. You are guaranteed to lose a few pounds because you don’t eat as much when you are sick.

8. You save a ton of money on gas because you aren’t using your car for an entire week.

7. You get to catch up on all that TV you missed because what else is there to do when you can’t get out of bed or off the couch?

6. Your kid starts to think that you are super awesome because you are letting her watch TV all day long.

5. You have a REAL excuse for not going to the gym that week.

4.You don’t have to think about what to wear for a whole week because basically you are living in your PJs. How can we get it to be acceptable so that we can always wear our PJs everywhere we go…

3. There is less laundry do today because of point #4. Who cares anyway because hubby is the doing the laundry, hahahahahaha!

2. No cooking for a whole week!!!!!!! If you’re lucky you may even be able to convince some people to drop off free food. Jackpot!!!

1.Your husband does all the housework for you! Now… if I can only get him to fan me and feed me grapes, this would be the life.